Noses are for Booger Wipes

Preface: for those of you who don't know, in our family, when you wipe your nose, we call it a "booger wipe."

Me: Vincente, porqué precisamos os olhos? Vincente, why do we need our eyes?

Vincente: So we can see!

Me: Porqué precisamos os ouvidos? Why do we need our ears?

Vincente: So we can hear things!

Me: Porqué precisamos bocas? Why do we need our mouths?

Vincente: So that we can eat things.

Me: E para que possamos falar e beijar pessoas. And so we can talk and kiss people.

(Vincente starts giggling)

Me: Porqué precisamos os narizes? Why do we need our noses?

Vincente: (after thinking for a minute) So we can get booger wipes!